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What a wonderful teacher!
One day a teacher came late to a class where about thirty students were waiting restlessly for his lecture.He looked firmly at the students and asked:"Do you know what I am going to teach you now?",a bit surprised but the students answered at once:"No sir.".The teacher,then, got angry and said:"Not a single person know it!So all of you are not prepared for this class,class dismissed!".The next day,the teacher came and asked the same question.The students were not stupid enough to answer "No",instead,they replied:"Yes Sir".But the teacher reacted "Really?If you already know what I am going to teach you,why should I teach you again?",so the class was also dismissed.Before the third day's class began,the students talked over about how to correctly respond to their teacher,and they got it this way.When the teacher asked the same question,half of them replied:"No",while another half replied "Yes" expecting that their teacher will like their replies.The teacher,this time,looked satisfied and he said softly "Since half of you already know my lecture and another half don't,I wonder if you can have a class without me.From now on,those who know my lecture are supposed to teach those who don't",and he left the class! A few days later,he was FIRED!

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